Janice

I once went to school with a girl called Janice,
And after I was incited to a racist crime, a mummer from a beloved relative of mine.

I did say,
Oh, Janice you have little ears',
Come here and let me measure them for you,
How big are are your ears', Janice,
One Inch, on either - side.
Littles' ears' did reside.

I do not hide.

I met Janice's' family,
And there upon a ladder stood,
her brother Jason,
They greeted me with Islamic recitation.