1000 footballs to English afterschool clubs, 1000 school mascots, 100 leather jackets to 100 Irish orphans'.

One leather enriched lobby sofa for one Irish catholic school.

1000 designer bags to one French girls school.

One set of bedroom furniture for one Irish catholic fostered daughter.

1000 sets of bedding to one Irish catholic school.

Can I send five years worth of weekly good tea, coffee and milk to 100 Irish Catholic Girls schools'.

And can you the Irish church give me back my stolen virginity.