May I remind you, that the hospitals withheld my medical details' of my condition, from myself, and that our family maybe the only reported case file in the entire world, with such a unique condition.

As part of my returns, I have been asked to issue all single men on benefits', a posted sachet, containing, sexual health details', condoms', thrush mini cream, one sample Viagra, one natural vitamin supplement of 30 chewy sweets', one free beverage discount token, one pubic lice comb and cream, one miniature perfume, a thirty pound credit for one weekend child minder, and one discount token for a miniature break away from the home.